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Post by madbob2 on Fri Aug 13, 2010 9:51 pm

So, there is a hill, owned by me (remember this, you might have some building issues later on), I have added all of the luxuries you can name (plus more) and you guys want to have it, so I have a 100 year period set out for you to try and capture the hill in. You may use anything but WMDs,ICBM's or things like that. Please stay within the rules, or I will have a restraining order put on you (JK)!

So, I start by setting up an arsenal of 25 Terminators on a closed network, 25 Godzillas, and 1 timetraveling Delorean[wow]what is this[/wow]


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Re: King of the Hill

Post by bwansy on Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:39 pm

I dig a tunnel beneath the hill that leads straight into the control room. I knock madbob out and throw him down the hill. I now have control of the army as well. I set up laser turrets so that anything in range would be fried.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:42 pm

I enforce building law, so I kick you out for building without a permit! I then keep the laser turrets after I had a permit
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by JHaskly on Sat Aug 14, 2010 12:48 am

Your building is now infested with termites. It collapses. You sell the hill. I buy it. And make a house out of termite-treated pine.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Sat Aug 14, 2010 1:49 am

What you dont realize is that I have let those actions play out in a parallel universe, so your current (and any future) claims are null and void! Thus I still have my house, and learning from my "experience" I have a termite exterminator come and kill any termites every month
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Chris220 on Mon Aug 16, 2010 4:56 am

I assassinate the termite exterminator and take his place, disguised like a true Spy

I then backstab you, and take control of your army

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by JHaskly on Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:45 am

I must point out that parallel universes do not exist.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Tue Aug 17, 2010 3:45 am

Dr. Livingstone, I presume? JK
@JHaskly Why do you say that parallel universes don't exist?

@Chris
To put it this way... You killed a Terminator (you know, the shape-shifting version) So while you were "controlling" my army, I take my Delorean and "Go back in Time" and then kill you as a baby (you can still exist and try and take my hill as a version of you yourself from a parallel version)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by JHaskly on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:06 am

Even if they do exist, you could not possible affect or be affected by them.

(Skip back four posts)

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Wed Aug 18, 2010 1:30 am

Read the first post carefully (time machine!)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by JHaskly on Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:05 am

Funilly enough they don't exist either.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by bwansy on Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:59 am

This thread should be renamed to "King of the Nile". It's basically Madbob denying everything anyone has done to him.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Thu Aug 19, 2010 2:16 am

@bwansy
OK, I will let you have a real chance now (Nile?)

@Juz
Who said we had to stay within the boundaries of real life?
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by JHaskly on Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:07 am

Me Very Happy

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:10 pm

@JHaskly
And I have to listen to you why? (JK)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Point.Blank on Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:55 pm

bwansy wrote:This thread should be renamed to "King of the Nile".
madbob2 wrote:OK, I will let you have a real chance now (Nile?)
A reference to the pun "There is no river in Egypt called The Nile", if I remember correctly. 'The Nile' and 'Denial' sound somewhat similar, therefore you get a fairly witty pun, and yet it still sounds terrible.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Fri Aug 20, 2010 12:25 am

I got it now, thanks

Now try and take my hill!
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by T-Bouw on Fri Aug 20, 2010 3:05 am

I use the "Jules Verne train" to go 100 years into the future. Because the period set had expired, I may now use WMDs,ICBM's or things like that, to obliterate you, the army, the Delorean and all security measures.

The blast had the nice after-effect of creating a crater (hmm..) and a new hill in the middle.
I fill the ring shaped pond with hot molten lava, setup my lawn-chair and enjoy my cocktail. Oh, and I put a crown on my head Very Happy


(By the way, It took people on some canadian forum 10 posts to bring out the weapons!)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Fri Aug 20, 2010 4:42 am

By the 100 year period I meant that you have to capture my hill in that time. So now I have you carted along to the recently reinstated Alcatraz and you will be put on ice (literally)

(BTW, what do you mean by "10 posts to bring out the weapons!"?)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by T-Bouw on Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:07 am

Okay, I get of of my pile of ice Very Happy and start a riot with all the other celmates. We take over the island, throw the personnel in the sea and throw you in jail, locked and alone....
We go to my hill with a helicopter and there I provide for aditional lawn-chairs and cocktails for my futuristic-guntotting-roomies. king

(I looked at "king of the hill" games elsewhere and saw this forum where they started using weapons at the tenth post, that's kinda late by our standards huh!?)


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Re: King of the Hill

Post by JHaskly on Fri Aug 20, 2010 6:06 pm

Our old King of the Hill was good.

No sci-fi stuff, no time travel, no weapons of mass destruction, just good old simple technology and macro-biological warfare.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Mon Sep 20, 2010 1:51 pm

i walk onto the hill with T-bouw.
me:"sup"

T-bouw:"sup"

i pull out a lawn chair and just hang out with T-bouw.

(in case you didnt realize, i declare T-bouw a teammate.)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by smasher497 on Sat Oct 16, 2010 9:38 pm

Releases The Plague on the hill and walks in with my bio-hazard suit. Twisted Evil
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Sun Oct 17, 2010 2:18 am

I hire the A-Team and ask Micheal Knight to investigate with KITT. I also hire the guys from Mission: Impossible. I wonder if you guys will ask if this is overkill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Sun Oct 17, 2010 11:16 am

i declare overkill and ban you for unnecessary force.

i pull T-bouws lawn chair out from under him and eat it, then poop it out at super sonic speeds right into him, killing him.

i build a huge monkey statue on the hill and surround it with chihuahua poop.
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