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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Sun Oct 17, 2010 3:59 pm

i get a plane, load up a piano with the largest parachute i can find, and drop it off deploying the parachute. now the hill is covered in cloth and your army buried inside it.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:08 pm

i point out that i dont have an army on my hill, so you must have gone to the wrong hill. you explode from the sheer stupidity of that moment.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Tue Oct 19, 2010 4:48 am

i think thats because madbob's plague destroyed the terminators and godzillas(and his delorean is broken, GL in getting it to 88.)
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by fromancer on Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:57 pm

i call my good friend (Chuck Norris) i call him up (cause he's actually a black guy in white face) we hod a meeting of the secret black council (oops wasnt suposed to tell you that) anyways we vote 15/0 to take over your base


so all your base are belong to us
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:30 pm

i set you up the bomb and take back the base.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by fromancer on Wed Oct 20, 2010 7:36 pm

norris exiles you and we take back the base and in it we with peace and harmony for the next thousands
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:18 pm

I finally return with epic microwave guns (AKA MASERS)!!! I then shoot down the base in a retro-fitted crop duster and take the base!!! I then set up laser turrets and have a dungeon under the hill to keep my enemies in!!!


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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:37 pm

i eat my way out of the dungeon and shoot the things i ate out of my right nostril at super sonic speeds and kill madbob. Then i make myself immune to Edgar Allan Poe's red death and spray it everywhere all over my base.

he who is selected by the Red Death will die within 1 hour because of bleeding through every pore in your body.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by madbob2 on Sat Oct 30, 2010 4:52 pm

@Sting I never said you were in my dungeon. Anyway, my body is regenerated by the tiny nanoparticles that heal me!!! So now I go all crazy on you and take the antidote I find. Then I shoot you with my masers!!! HAHAHA!!! Then I torture you by giving you nitrous oxide (AKA laughing gas) I then have fun by seeing everyone die from the Red Death
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by lolrigid on Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:35 pm

I just got this very big lsd capsule (for 20 dollars) AND SPRAYED THE WHOLE ARMY WIHT LSD!!!! MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Wed Nov 24, 2010 8:15 am

you didn't took over the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by lolrigid on Thu Nov 25, 2010 6:41 am

SHOOT!!!!!!!!
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:20 am

-poof!-

Shadow clone!


*tackles rigid and bites his nose vigorously.*

I WIN!!!
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Fri Nov 26, 2010 1:14 pm

-Did you know today is juz's birthday?
-no.
-Should we make a party to celebrate?
-yeah

Juz's birthday party happens. i replace the normal cake with a bomb-rigged cake, which explodes when the candle is lit. juz and you are dead, and i win!
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:24 pm

nope. The cake is a lie, so it didn't show up.


You kill yourself because you are sad that you wasted 30,000 dollars on a bomb cake.


I pretend to be your great great grandfathers sons granddaughters brother and take the base. I turn it into a minecraft-style base, complete with an 8 story tall mob trap and walls made of obsidian and lava traps.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by lolrigid on Sun Nov 28, 2010 10:10 am

Then my clone (evil clone) Was so evil that he blew up the universe
The hill survived and i got up the hill and proudly prounced...
"MY HILL!"
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:04 am

...


anyway, i just put a redstone torch in front of the door and enter. MY HILL(or base).
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Sun Nov 28, 2010 11:57 am

I dig around the door with my haxxed obsidian pick and feed you to the zombies.


I build a lava + cactus+ waterflow+ TNT + person cannon trap that launches everyone away when they try to enter
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Sun Nov 28, 2010 2:08 pm

there are no obsidian pickaxes on minecraft's item list files, so it's impossible to have a haxxed obsidian pick. minecraft also has a built-in antihack system(and that's why adv griefers dont have access to bedrock).

i get on a minecart and ride it with my fishing rod, rendering me immune to tnt blasts while pushing you out of the hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by lolrigid on Mon Nov 29, 2010 1:58 pm

Then i get the biggest galaxy evah and smash u of teh hill.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:05 pm

galaxies aren't solid objects. It just goes past and doesn't hit him. plus he's in a minecart.

I put a cow in front of your minecart. WHAT NOW!


Then, I put a saddle on a pig, get it in a minecart, then put on a gold helmet and ride around. What a kingly method of locomotion!

After that, I put a powered minecart behind me and a chest cart full of snowballs and coal. I throw snowballs at anybody who gets too close.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by bwansy on Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:49 pm

I make a creepy hissing sound so that everyone flees. I then take the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:13 am

i was inside obsidian walls, so i didn't have to flee.
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Re: King of the Hill

Post by Sting Auer on Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:12 pm

I attach a lever next to your iron door. I go inside and attach you to a fishing rod. Then I hop back in my pig minecart and pull you around.

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Re: King of the Hill

Post by RA2lover on Wed Dec 01, 2010 5:31 pm

you need to right click to enter a minecart/pig/whatever. this sets me free of the fishing rod. now i get to move you into the nearest lava pit with that fishing rod, and you die because you were on fire and had nothing to put yourself out.
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